Call for Medical Jokes

Here's one from Tommy. Always a winner.

A guy takes his parrot to the vet because he couldn't wake him up. The vet checks out the bird and tells the man his pet is dead. Guy asks him if he is absolutely sure, that he may like a second opinion. The vet brings a cat in and the cat sniffs up and down the bird and walks off. Vet says yep he's dead. Guy says, you call that a second opinion? I'm still not satisfied. Vet brings in a labrador retriever, the dog sniffs up and down the bird and walks away. The vet tells the guy, look I'm really sorry, but your parrot is definitely dead. Guy finally accepts his bird is gone and ask how much he owes the vet. Vet tells him $250. "Just to tell me that my bird is dead?" Vet says, "Well you're the one who wanted a cat scan and a lab report!"