Tommy says he's figured out how he and Cheryl can be together in the afterlife, given that she's a very good person and will go to her reward while he will be punished for his many sins. He says that God should give Cheryl the job of taking care of the small children who are in heaven. That's her favorite thing; she is happiest when she is surrounded by them, feeding them, entertaining them, and watching them play. So that will be her happy enternity in Heaven, and Tommy will be right beside her, since that same scenario is his idea of Hell.
Stacy says that taking on her stepdaughter's two baby boys should put her right in the HOV lane for heaven, with no slowing down or paying tolls. "And," she says, "when I get there, I want a management position."
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