Once again, I'm sitting here waitng for you while you are lolly-gaggin' around flat on your back. It's 11:40 and I'm in the surgical waiting room. You could have just called and cancelled your workout tonight -- this tactic is even a bit extreme for you. I'm going to try and stick around until you are out, because I know that in addition to your plastic surgery team, you also have your hair and make-up posse waiting to beautify you before you greet your adoring public. Enjoy your week off next week -- because that's all you get. There's gonna be hell to pay!

With the utmost love and affection,
Shana